Guest Post: Top 10 Cooks, an alternate take

Editor’s Note: My recent post listing the definitive, authoritative list of the Top 5 Cooks from Too Many Cooks spurred my friend Evan Habeeb to submit his own list of the Top 10 Cooks. Without further adieu, Evan’s list of the Top 10 cooks, including commentary:

10. James White

I want those reports on my desk by 5pm or you’re off the force!

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9. Tara Ochs

She just can’t get anything right — even the cookies!!

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8. Will Dove

The well-intentioned pervert.

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7. John Crow

Perpetually confused but still trying.

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6. Truman Orr as Taylor Cook

The best helper!

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5. Matthew Kody Foster as “Coat”

Under-appreciated, valued cook.

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4. Ken DeLozier

“You’re so out of touch, dad!”

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3. Josh Lowder

#7 most wanted criminal, #1 in our hearts.

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2. Jennifer Giles

Always on watch, defending us from B.R.o.t.H.

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1. Smarf

He died to save us all.

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