Guest Post: Top 10 Cooks, an alternate take

Editor’s Note: My recent post listing the definitive, authoritative list of the Top 5 Cooks from Too Many Cooks spurred my friend Evan Habeeb to submit his own list of the Top 10 Cooks. Without further¬†adieu, Evan’s list of the Top 10 cooks, including commentary:

10. James White

I want those reports on my desk by 5pm or you’re off the force!

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9. Tara Ochs

She just can’t get anything right — even the cookies!!

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8. Will Dove

The well-intentioned pervert.

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7. John Crow

Perpetually confused but still trying.

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6. Truman Orr as Taylor Cook

The best helper!

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5.¬†Matthew Kody Foster as “Coat”

Under-appreciated, valued cook.

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4. Ken DeLozier

“You’re so out of touch, dad!”

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3. Josh Lowder

#7 most wanted criminal, #1 in our hearts.

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2. Jennifer Giles

Always on watch, defending us from B.R.o.t.H.

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1. Smarf

He died to save us all.

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