The new Bond makes up for the breaking desk…

On this desk that I’m sitting at, the left side of the slideout keyboard tray has been steadily detaching from the side of the desk for the past few days…every time I hear an ominous crack, the left side of the keyboard tilts down slighty to the left, leaving us typing on an ever-growing tilt.

Of course, I could easily take the time to slide out the tray, drill a new hole in the side of the desk, and put the tray back in right…but I think we all know that’s not happening until it breaks.

In better news, I picked up the new Die Another Day from our friends at Half.com. It’s got an entire disc of special features that look pretty amazing according to MI6, and besides, it’s the best Bond film to come along since Goldeneye, at least…

Mike Tyson in the fight of his life

Greta Van Susteren’s Mike Tyson piece just aired on the Fox network’s horrible newsmagazine, The Pulse. Besides her fake, stupid “I’m trying to be serious” look, the piece was not a total trash job like I expected it to be.

Tyson was convicted of raping Desree Washington in 1992, and the piece spent much time uncovering jurors, witnesses, and Tyson’s attorney, all contributing evidence that the trial was a sham.

Web media was flashing snippets of the piece all day, no doubt released early by Fox for just that purpose, in which Tyson was quoted as saying he was so mad at Washington that he would rape her today if he saw her.

The quote, typical Tyson, is certainly outrageous- but it’s equally as outrageous for a hack, pompous journalist like Van Susteren to provoke Tyson into a typically Tyson-esque quote just for ratings.

the series premier

Hoo ha! Today is the first day of jasonclarke.org. After two years of owning the domain name and doing nothing with it, I’ve finally got something here.

Mostly, I think we’ll be using this site to publish photos we’ve taken (or that have been taken of us), so hit up the photos section, and be sure to check out the wedding photo album. So far, I’ve got about 10% of the photos up from our big day, with the rest to follow in the coming days.

For everyone who made the trip to the wedding, thank you for coming out. For those that could not make it, start here.