Recently on twitter.com/jgclarke

  • En-route to an 'Inception' @moviedate with @HeidiDove…high hopes to be creeped out and entertained! #
  • Tended the garden. Tomato plants are huge, all others pretty much on schedule. #
  • Go MCS!! RT @HeidiDove: Had a great time at the @kahbattle! My bro's band Most of Us Can Stand did a badass cover of Bad Romance. #
  • I enjoy spirited debate. That's why I like to ask ghosts about current events. #
  • I was away from Twitter for a few minutes (tagged this month's GQ). Did John @Gruber defeat Consumer Reports yet? #
  • Thanks to @UnitedWayEM and @KahBattle for free tix to this Friday's KAHBATTLE of the Bands. Looking forward to great local live music. #
  • Nice, can't wait! RT: @KahBattle: Congrats 2 @jgclarke! You won two tickets to this friday's legendary @kahbattle! http://twitpic.com/2501z2 #
  • Need to test on Safari 4 but OSX won't let me go back that far. Any ideas on how to test on #safari 4? Thanks! #webdesign #browsertesting #
  • Everybody just relax. John Gruber is digging up all kinds of dirt on Consumer Reports as we speak. #
  • If I don't laugh at somebody's tweet(s), I usually report them as spam, then block them. #
  • Consumer Reports won't endorse #iphone4 http://ow.ly/2amln POUND FAIL #
  • #pepsi #capsforcaps I've got a Marlins, Angels, and Pirates and I'm looking for a Red Sox cap. Anybody want to trade? #
  • Part 2/4: On my #iphone3 #iOS4 is dropping more calls than ever before, in newer places. Service is all-around noticeably worse. #
  • Part 1/4: On my #iphone3 #iOS4 cannot email my photos with the correct rotation. Sent photos arrive skewed 90 degrees- making it pointless. #
  • Wow, iOS4 is an overwhelming disaster on the iPhone 3. Skewed photos, dropped calls, slow apps, and voicemail literally does not function. #

Recently on twitter.com/jgclarke

  • Sad but true. RT: @DrewFromTV: Just checked my intrade.com acct. I lost abt $350 on LeBron. I thought he'd stay. Never bet with your heart. #
  • Early reviews on Rotten Tomatoes suggest that 'Inception' will be the movie of the year. Finally, seven months in, 2010! #
  • Amazing cool breeze / Sending this haiku to you / Lebron jumped the shark. #haiku #Endoftheheatwave #
  • In Target with two kids messing with the toys. #HotSuburbanDad #
  • RT @WarnerBrosEnt: Harold & Kumar are back in action as prod. begins on the third film from the cult hit franchise. http://bit.ly/cZoKKS #
  • RT @sportsguy33: Jim Gray did '96 Olympic bombing, Tyson-Holyfield II, Artest Melee, …LeBron's Choice. He's the king of debacles. #
  • RT @JustinNXT: Does ESPN realize #Lebronaganza is their point of no return? "The Decision" is as much about them as LBJ http://bit.ly/b8s4mA #
  • More hard truth. RT: @HeidiDove: Family Guy has gotten progressively meaner, grosser and edgier but not funnier. #truthaboutcomedy #
  • What are the unspoken secrets of comedy? The things that NOBODY dares to say? I'll start: Letterman was funny in the early 80's- not since. #
  • Independence day is better than In Depends day. #toolate #
  • Realized a bit too late that today would've been a perfect day to watch 'Team America'. Happy bday, US! #

Recently on twitter.com/jgclarke

  • It's been a long road, but I finally got approval to open my sports-themed breakfast restaurant. The name is BATTER UP! #
  • I love how the oil spill is completely off the front page of the news…(Borat voice)…NOT. #TheMediaisPerfect #DontCriticizetheMedia #
  • Are we doing #ff anymore? If so, #ff @KeshaSuxx @KeshaSuxx @KeshaSuxx @KeshaSuxx @KeshaSuxx @KeshaSuxx #
  • Just read a PDF by ME Edu. Assoc. that said charter schools were "created in the south to avoid integration". What a rotten, vile tactic. #
  • If I was an evil superhero, my name would be The Punchline Killer #
  • Isn't that a given? RT: @bangordailynews: Police: Be wary of rogue meat sellers. http://ow.ly/25NcB #
  • Why is Kagan watching herself via monitor? And why is she mad at herself? http://ow.ly/i/2k9k #
  • Guy who re-tweeted this questions self. RT @tombiro @alleyinsider: Guy who leaked Msft Win 8 pres. close to busted. http://bit.ly/d9KDfn #
  • I like to reply to tweets several hours later. It's just one of the things I do to keep strangers on their toes. #
  • I just thought of the #1 and #2 ALL-TIME best tweets, but I was busy painting a room at the time and couldn't get to my phone. #

Recently on twitter.com/jgclarke

  • Happy birthday to one of @thetwodads! May you continue to set and break your own personal record for most times wearning shorts in 1 summer. #
  • You can be a Dr. of Religion, but there's no Pope of Science. #YourMindIsBlown #
  • That is one high f***ing stakes game of checkers, man. http://twitpic.com/1zyngs #
  • Insert Jay-Z joke here RT @WLBZ2: Warden service says more bears means more bear problems http://bit.ly/aYPIxu #
  • Any #iphone3 users out there who upgraded to #ios4 notice photos are being rotating incorrectly when sent via email? Seen it on 2 so far #
  • Love the new 'Places' feature for photos in iOS4! http://twitpic.com/1zhung #
  • Sounds awesome! RT @jimmyfallon: Heidi Klum, Droid X, iPhone 4, "Weird Al" Green and "At The Bar" w/Roger Federer tonight on Late Night. #
  • Same here RT @HeidiDove: Pandora and other apps crashing tonight after update. At least the new icons look cool. #
  • Just got a 20 point hand in Cribbage. I also tweet about (and do) other old man activities. #
  • Just got iOS4. I made a bunch of folders. #
  • Hola, fellow Mainers: Anybody know a good brewpub in Waterville? Boss has a business meeting and wants good beer. Thanks in advance! #

Recently on twitter.com/jgclarke

  • Disaster on Breadsticks Hill: The Grill Attempt: The Greasefire of Failure: Stories of Courage and Messiness http://twitpic.com/1y93h5 #
  • Have two small nephews visiting for a few days. Will resume tweeting (and showering) when pure craziness subsides. #
  • Archer!! RT @poley: I like it too. RT @HeidiDove: Archer: New fave show of the moment on Netflix watch instant. Funny, cool adult cartoon. #
  • RT @HeidiDove: Archer: New fave show of the moment on Netflix watch instant. Funny, cool adult cartoon. #
  • Had a great pizza w @heididove at Reel Pizza in Bar Harbor over the weekend, and saw 'Greenberg'…one of my favorites of the year so far. #
  • RT @tombiro: RT @ericpratum: Go to http://newsweek.com & put in the Konami code: up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, enter. #
  • RT @ChelseaVPeretti: JUNE 29th, 11pm on FX watch "LOUIE" from @louisck Here's a clip of us vibing on a bench http://tinyurl.com/24qjr5h Bye! #
  • I'm starting a Twitter feed to collect people's DMs that were accidentally sent out as Tweets. Some of you are repeat offenders! #
  • Weird, I've un-followed like 4 people today. Will YOU be next?! (Probably not- you're one of my favorite Twitterers) #

Recently on twitter.com/jgclarke

  • The Canadian version of 'X-Files' is about two FBI agents named Scullers and Muldoon. #
  • If you're not familiar with 'Troll 2'…here's more: http://bestworstmovie.com/about/ #
  • Netflix tells us that "TROLL 2" will arrive in the mail tomorrow! Troll + Troll 2 watching will commence soon. #movienerds #
  • #ff @JustinNXT for always keeping it fun and @shoemakermike for always keeping it positive. #
  • Man that creepy clerk was wrong – 'Shutter Island' was *not* like a cuter 'Beethoven's 2nd'. Wait a minute…RedBox doesn't have clerks?! #
  • Guess who's gonna be on Tool Academy (and probation) by the time he's 13! http://jgclarke.org/amk8Ck #
  • If you're wondering why Facebook has been so lame lately, it's because I stopped using it. #YoureWelcome #
  • About to get my @moviedate on w @HeidiDove. Tonight's pick is that light, fun comedy called 'Shutter Island'. That's what the clerk told me. #
  • Clicking thumbs up a ton of times for the same song on Pandora is the new hitting the up button on the elevator multiple times. #
  • Sorry Pandora- I accept the existence of the Eagles, but I have to thumbs-down them when they come on Barry Manilow Radio. #
  • haha RT @tombiro Chevy Chevy Chevy Chevy Chevy Chevy Chevy Chevy Chevy Chevy Chevy Chevy Chevy Chevy Chevy Chevy Chevy Chevy Chevy Chevy #
  • They have been #forthelongesttime RT @ChelseaVPeretti: Are hashtags becoming a crutch? #hashtagdebate #
  • Alanis Morissette in concert on Paladia…I have no ideal what channel that is, but we just got it, and apparently they play concerts. #
  • I've been keeping it positive lately, so here's the most positive thing I can say about Helen Thomas: Good riddance you racist old hack! #
  • 'Get Him to The Greek' was the 23rd movie I watched so far this year. I give it a 3 out of a 5 possible Apatows. #
  • I also should have added the hashtag #lame to my last tweet. #
  • Still too tired from vacation to tweet anything. #metatweeting #
  • I don't use FourSquare so you'll have to trust me that I'm at Bobby Flay's Bar Americain inside Mohegan Sun. #NoAnnoying4squareLink #

Recently on twitter.com/jgclarke

  • This casino has: 7 million older tourists and one really tall Irish guy with crazy hair. #teamcoco #
  • Just two nerds typing away on iPhones in the lobby of a casino waiting for Conan O'Brien to play guitar. #modernlife #
  • Just got into MoSun…less than 4 hrs 'til @ConanOBrien gets his guitar on! Here's my partner in Conan (and life): http://twitpic.com/1uldju #
  • 'Jonah Hex' looks INSANE. Must-watch trailer. #
  • On the way to Mohegan Sun with @HeidiDove to see @ConanOnTour !!!11 #
  • Me to @Heididove: Can I log into your Facebook and unfriend you from a bunch of people I don't like? @Heididove: No. #
  • My casino failed, but at least I *finally* got approval to open my ice cream & frozen treats shoppe. I'm calling it CUSTARD'S LAST STAND. #
  • The game is afoot! RT @moviedate: BREAKING! "Sherlock Holmes 2" claimed December 16, 2011 for its release date. http://jgclarke.org/9FIqer #
  • BACK on the road after a near blow-out! Thanks to Gary's garage of Stockton Springs, CT. We're in grinder country! #
  • Bumper sticker: No farms, no food. Also true: No farms, no bumper stickers about farms. #
  • Not at work today- means I get to eat lunch before 12:00!! #igethungryearly #
  • Just stopped at a SICK new high-tech Burger King in Portland. No pic- but imagine a lot of classy metalwork and brick. #
  • Got to represent for my man Tom Petty one more time. Tom, you're a legend and a true classic- don't mind the haters. #
  • Just read somebody calling Tom Petty 'mediocre'. That's incoceivable to me – I think he is an inceedibly influential rock god. #
  • Just ran into @msmsmaine – and he was on the phone with @AustinBloggy #twitternamedropping #
  • Drinking vodka lemondade and watching 'The Big Sleep' with @HeidiDove. #stayingclassy #

Recently on twitter.com/jgclarke

  • #ff @DougBenson @chelseavperettii @Heididove – 3 people who make me laugh! #
  • Where is the line between graham cracker and cookie? One of life's deep questions. #
  • Watched a funny & classic @DougBenson 'Comedy Central Presents' on Netflix Watch Instant tonight. He loved movies back then! (circa 2001?) #
  • The sign at our local Governor's restaurant was advertising "Doughboys topped with Giffords ice cream." Yeah, those might be good. #
  • Just SKIPPED a Sufjan Stevens song on Pandora. Come and get me, hipsters!! I'm right here. http://jgclarke.org/cdNquj #
  • I just invented lying in bed watching Hulu on a laptop. #
  • That few?! RT @WLBZ2: 1 in 5 teenagers suffer from depression http://bit.ly/cnRwzo #

Recently on twitter.com/jgclarke

  • Weird, I feel like this Rock Star enegry drink is making me act agressivel…WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, GUY?! #
  • Movie haiku: Enjoyed MacGruber • Sad that it tanked this weekend • Next stop, cult status #
  • New A-Team trailer is much better than the first one. #
  • MACGRUBER starts…now!!! (actually starts in 2 mins.) #
  • Ranking last night's NBC season finales: 1. Parks and Rec 2. The Office 3. 30 Rock #
  • If I like a song in Pandora but I just don't feel like listening to it, I mark it Thumbs Up first, then skip #obvious #whybothermentioningit #
  • Finally got approval to open my casino. I'm calling it "Pair-A-Dice". I hope there's no trouble there. #
  • Something I hate is hating the player,not the game! I'm the player. I think it was homemade beans. #
  • Two #webdesign trends I've been noticing: Semi-transparency and fixed-position headers. #
  • Great op-ed by Ross Douthat– almost *perfectly* captures my primary dislike for modern American government. http://jgclarke.org/cNOLmO #
  • About to sit down and continue reading a friend's manuscript. Spooky YA novel…loving it so far! #
  • CapitalOne just emailed me to say my statement is ready. How do they have time to write all those emails! They must have mils of customers! #
  • Me too! But why so many !'s? RT @thetwodads: REALLY WANT A BOWL OF PEANUT BUTTER CRACKERS!!!!!!!1 #
  • Just paid $3 for TWO replacement USB cables for iPhone. At that price, it doesn't matter to me if they turn out to be junk. #