Recently on twitter.com/jgclarke:

  • Two #webdesign trends I've been noticing: Semi-transparency and fixed-position headers. #
  • Great op-ed by Ross Douthat– almost *perfectly* captures my primary dislike for modern American government. http://jgclarke.org/cNOLmO #
  • About to sit down and continue reading a friend's manuscript. Spooky YA novel…loving it so far! #
  • CapitalOne just emailed me to say my statement is ready. How do they have time to write all those emails! They must have mils of customers! #

Recently on twitter.com/jgclarke:

  • Me too! But why so many !'s? RT @thetwodads: REALLY WANT A BOWL OF PEANUT BUTTER CRACKERS!!!!!!!1 #
  • Just paid $3 for TWO replacement USB cables for iPhone. At that price, it doesn't matter to me if they turn out to be junk. #
  • Perusing Netflix for hilarious/awesome movie posters- just found another instant classic: http://jgclarke.org/aMcXcw #
  • Once again, I give you the single greatest movie poster of all time: http://jgclarke.org/9YLiQO #

Recently on twitter.com/jgclarke:

  • In a pinch, a valid Macgruber costume can consist of a mullet and complete nudity, and nothing else. #
  • Trying to find a mullet wig for the opening nite of MACGRUBER this Friday…I alrdy have all the other pieces necessary for the MCG 'stume. #
  • Recent issue of Cook's Illustrated has some great advice for grilling- highly recommended. #

Recently on twitter.com/jgclarke:

  • "I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers." – Ghandi. #
  • Got a meeting to pitch my talk show concept "Aniston on Aniston" to another cable net. Have hired extra security to keep Mike White off set. #
  • What's the deal with this babyfood diet that some celebrities are on? I thought Keith Olbermann was the only one who ate babies. #
  • Actually I just traded it in! RT @HeidiDove: Personalized bumper sticker for @jgclarke: My Other Car is a Lawnmower. #

Recently on twitter.com/jgclarke:

  • Pitched my talk show concept, "Aniston on Aniston", but Bravo rejected it. Apparently they expected Jennifer Aniston would be involved. #
  • Tried to get a @moviedate going with @heididove for the weekend, but nothing looks good! What up w that, 2nd weekend of the summer season!? #
  • Hummus is ketchup for hippies. #
  • Pre-bed 'Fawlty Towers' on Netflix Watch Instant. #