Category: Twitter updates

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It's been a long road, but I finally got approval to open my sports-themed breakfast restaurant. The name is BATTER UP! # I love how the oil spill is completely off the front page of the news…(Borat voice)…NOT. #TheMediaisPerfect #DontCriticizetheMedia # Are we doing #ff anymore? If so, #ff @KeshaSuxx @KeshaSuxx @KeshaSuxx @KeshaSuxx @KeshaSuxx @KeshaSuxx […]

Recently on twitter.com/jgclarke

Disaster on Breadsticks Hill: The Grill Attempt: The Greasefire of Failure: Stories of Courage and Messiness http://twitpic.com/1y93h5 # Have two small nephews visiting for a few days. Will resume tweeting (and showering) when pure craziness subsides. # Archer!! RT @poley: I like it too. RT @HeidiDove: Archer: New fave show of the moment on Netflix […]

Recently on twitter.com/jgclarke

The Canadian version of 'X-Files' is about two FBI agents named Scullers and Muldoon. # If you're not familiar with 'Troll 2'…here's more: http://bestworstmovie.com/about/ # Netflix tells us that "TROLL 2" will arrive in the mail tomorrow! Troll + Troll 2 watching will commence soon. #movienerds # #ff @JustinNXT for always keeping it fun and […]

Recently on twitter.com/jgclarke

#ff @DougBenson @chelseavperettii @Heididove – 3 people who make me laugh! # Where is the line between graham cracker and cookie? One of life's deep questions. # Watched a funny & classic @DougBenson 'Comedy Central Presents' on Netflix Watch Instant tonight. He loved movies back then! (circa 2001?) # The sign at our local Governor's […]

Recently on twitter.com/jgclarke:

Two #webdesign trends I've been noticing: Semi-transparency and fixed-position headers. # Great op-ed by Ross Douthat– almost *perfectly* captures my primary dislike for modern American government. http://jgclarke.org/cNOLmO # About to sit down and continue reading a friend's manuscript. Spooky YA novel…loving it so far! # CapitalOne just emailed me to say my statement is ready. […]