Category: Twitter updates

En-route to an 'Inception' @moviedate with @HeidiDove…high hopes to be creeped out and entertained! # Tended the garden. Tomato plants are huge, all others pretty much on schedule. # Go MCS!! RT @HeidiDove: Had a great time at the @kahbattle! My bro's band Most of Us Can Stand did a badass cover of Bad Romance. […]

Sad but true. RT: @DrewFromTV: Just checked my intrade.com acct. I lost abt $350 on LeBron. I thought he'd stay. Never bet with your heart. # Early reviews on Rotten Tomatoes suggest that 'Inception' will be the movie of the year. Finally, seven months in, 2010! # Amazing cool breeze / Sending this haiku to […]

It's been a long road, but I finally got approval to open my sports-themed breakfast restaurant. The name is BATTER UP! # I love how the oil spill is completely off the front page of the news…(Borat voice)…NOT. #TheMediaisPerfect #DontCriticizetheMedia # Are we doing #ff anymore? If so, #ff @KeshaSuxx @KeshaSuxx @KeshaSuxx @KeshaSuxx @KeshaSuxx @KeshaSuxx […]

Happy birthday to one of @thetwodads! May you continue to set and break your own personal record for most times wearning shorts in 1 summer. # You can be a Dr. of Religion, but there's no Pope of Science. #YourMindIsBlown # That is one high f***ing stakes game of checkers, man. http://twitpic.com/1zyngs # Insert Jay-Z […]

Disaster on Breadsticks Hill: The Grill Attempt: The Greasefire of Failure: Stories of Courage and Messiness http://twitpic.com/1y93h5 # Have two small nephews visiting for a few days. Will resume tweeting (and showering) when pure craziness subsides. # Archer!! RT @poley: I like it too. RT @HeidiDove: Archer: New fave show of the moment on Netflix […]

The Canadian version of 'X-Files' is about two FBI agents named Scullers and Muldoon. # If you're not familiar with 'Troll 2'…here's more: http://bestworstmovie.com/about/ # Netflix tells us that "TROLL 2" will arrive in the mail tomorrow! Troll + Troll 2 watching will commence soon. #movienerds # #ff @JustinNXT for always keeping it fun and […]

This casino has: 7 million older tourists and one really tall Irish guy with crazy hair. #teamcoco # Just two nerds typing away on iPhones in the lobby of a casino waiting for Conan O'Brien to play guitar. #modernlife # Just got into MoSun…less than 4 hrs 'til @ConanOBrien gets his guitar on! Here's my […]

#ff @DougBenson @chelseavperettii @Heididove – 3 people who make me laugh! # Where is the line between graham cracker and cookie? One of life's deep questions. # Watched a funny & classic @DougBenson 'Comedy Central Presents' on Netflix Watch Instant tonight. He loved movies back then! (circa 2001?) # The sign at our local Governor's […]

Weird, I feel like this Rock Star enegry drink is making me act agressivel…WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, GUY?! # Movie haiku: Enjoyed MacGruber • Sad that it tanked this weekend • Next stop, cult status # New A-Team trailer is much better than the first one. # MACGRUBER starts…now!!! (actually starts in 2 mins.) […]