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    Happy birthday to one of @thetwodads! May you continue to set and break your own personal record for most times wearning shorts in 1 summer. # You can be a Dr. of Religion, but there's no Pope of Science. #YourMindIsBlown # That is one high f***ing stakes game of checkers, man. http://twitpic.com/1zyngs # Insert Jay-Z…


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    Disaster on Breadsticks Hill: The Grill Attempt: The Greasefire of Failure: Stories of Courage and Messiness http://twitpic.com/1y93h5 # Have two small nephews visiting for a few days. Will resume tweeting (and showering) when pure craziness subsides. # Archer!! RT @poley: I like it too. RT @HeidiDove: Archer: New fave show of the moment on Netflix…


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    The Canadian version of 'X-Files' is about two FBI agents named Scullers and Muldoon. # If you're not familiar with 'Troll 2'…here's more: http://bestworstmovie.com/about/ # Netflix tells us that "TROLL 2" will arrive in the mail tomorrow! Troll + Troll 2 watching will commence soon. #movienerds # #ff @JustinNXT for always keeping it fun and…


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    This casino has: 7 million older tourists and one really tall Irish guy with crazy hair. #teamcoco # Just two nerds typing away on iPhones in the lobby of a casino waiting for Conan O'Brien to play guitar. #modernlife # Just got into MoSun…less than 4 hrs 'til @ConanOBrien gets his guitar on! Here's my…


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    #ff @DougBenson @chelseavperettii @Heididove – 3 people who make me laugh! # Where is the line between graham cracker and cookie? One of life's deep questions. # Watched a funny & classic @DougBenson 'Comedy Central Presents' on Netflix Watch Instant tonight. He loved movies back then! (circa 2001?) # The sign at our local Governor's…


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    Weird, I feel like this Rock Star enegry drink is making me act agressivel…WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, GUY?! # Movie haiku: Enjoyed MacGruber • Sad that it tanked this weekend • Next stop, cult status # New A-Team trailer is much better than the first one. # MACGRUBER starts…now!!! (actually starts in 2 mins.)…


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    Two #webdesign trends I've been noticing: Semi-transparency and fixed-position headers. # Great op-ed by Ross Douthat– almost *perfectly* captures my primary dislike for modern American government. http://jgclarke.org/cNOLmO # About to sit down and continue reading a friend's manuscript. Spooky YA novel…loving it so far! # CapitalOne just emailed me to say my statement is ready.…


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    Me too! But why so many !'s? RT @thetwodads: REALLY WANT A BOWL OF PEANUT BUTTER CRACKERS!!!!!!!1 # Just paid $3 for TWO replacement USB cables for iPhone. At that price, it doesn't matter to me if they turn out to be junk. # Perusing Netflix for hilarious/awesome movie posters- just found another instant classic:…


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    In a pinch, a valid Macgruber costume can consist of a mullet and complete nudity, and nothing else. # Trying to find a mullet wig for the opening nite of MACGRUBER this Friday…I alrdy have all the other pieces necessary for the MCG 'stume. # Recent issue of Cook's Illustrated has some great advice for…